We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.

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sakibatch:

U THINK UR SHOWER IS SAFE IT IS AN ILLISION FUCKING CHRIST


asmallsandstorm:

(x)


daftwithoneshoe:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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WHY HASN’T THIS BEEN INVENTED YET?!



they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.


but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher
  • Student:We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
  • The Doctor:
  • Student:
  • The Doctor:
  • Student:
  • The Doctor:brb

consulting5yearsold: deadspy: hybridlovelies: BBC Moriarty Teaser Poster 1 várjámá, mivan?

consulting5yearsold:

deadspy:

hybridlovelies:

BBC Moriarty Teaser Poster 1

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várjámá, mivan?


shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.


goandgetthegun: stargazingbrothers: #this is the first time Sam’s ever got hurt on a hunt, #and Dean is still so young and fresh-faced, #just turned nineteen and alone with Sammy in the hospital while John finishes the job, #and he looks down at his little brother, #so small and broken and bloody on the white sheets, #and he swears to himself, #he’ll never see Sammy like that again, #he’ll never let anything hurt Sammy like that again

goandgetthegun:

stargazingbrothers:

#this is the first time Sam’s ever got hurt on a hunt, #and Dean is still so young and fresh-faced, #just turned nineteen and alone with Sammy in the hospital while John finishes the job, #and he looks down at his little brother, #so small and broken and bloody on the white sheets, #and he swears to himself, #he’ll never see Sammy like that again, #he’ll never let anything hurt Sammy like that again

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matelotage:

One of my favourite episodes oh ho


the-absolute-funniest-posts: pale-guy: Me when someone ain’t being cool to my bros. This is the honey badger, the most fearless animal in nature. It really doesn’t give a shit.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

pale-guy:

Me when someone ain’t being cool to my bros.

This is the honey badger, the most fearless animal in nature. It really doesn’t give a shit.


iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

‘All the women in Doctor Who fall in love with the Doctor’

1. No they don’t

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2. Just the women?

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lilyjoy30-impala:

mrswincestiel:

casadelnovak:

peeing while on ur period more like

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I’m sorry but I fucking died.

So did everyone on Supernatural.


daftwithoneshoe: isuckrooster: tampontears: veganmovement2012: Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die. actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea.  when vegan ideas backfire completely

daftwithoneshoe:

isuckrooster:

tampontears:

veganmovement2012:

Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.

actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea. 

when vegan ideas backfire completely