earendil-was-a-mariner:

My milkshakes bring them all and in the darkness bind them. 


elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo


teaofrage:

hugmemoar:

yiffmaster:

singlepatriotsinyourarea:

this is the real first page of a real book by a real Fox News host

this is like a conservative person’s stereotype of a liberal stereotype of a conservative person

Well quack quack quack baby
Goddamn


i feel like a just visited my great granparents from south texas

teaofrage:

hugmemoar:

yiffmaster:

singlepatriotsinyourarea:

this is the real first page of a real book by a real Fox News host

this is like a conservative person’s stereotype of a liberal stereotype of a conservative person

Well quack quack quack baby

Goddamn

i feel like a just visited my great granparents from south texas


darrenbuttisgoodbutt:

darrenbuttisgoodbutt:

my very first date didn’t go well because we were at the movie theater and in the middle of the movie the guy just swiftly stuck his hand in my bra and cupped my boob and said “my boob” and i told him that if he ever assumed he owned part of my body again i would sell his intestines on the black market. not much has changed since i was 12

except 12 year old me could you know. get a date.


tardiscrash:

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 


batched:

tugamaggie:

dreamparticles:

doctorsaxon:

frecklesbajorek:

chekovs:

and then they have sex on the gold

and then we give birth to our son Flynn Rider on the gold

and then he meets a girl whose hair is made of gold

and she’s the lost princess, so she has a crown which is also made of gold

and then he steals the crown made of gold to go live on an island surrounded by enormous piles of gold

… and THEN we go back to Spain.

batched:

tugamaggie:

dreamparticles:

doctorsaxon:

frecklesbajorek:

chekovs:

and then they have sex on the gold

and then we give birth to our son Flynn Rider on the gold

and then he meets a girl whose hair is made of gold

and she’s the lost princess, so she has a crown which is also made of gold

and then he steals the crown made of gold to go live on an island surrounded by enormous piles of gold

… and THEN we go back to Spain.


New from J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore’s Army Reunites At Quidditch World Cup Final


armadillo:

True friends are ones who’s wifi automatically connects to your phone


sixpenceee:

Sir Nicholas Winton is a humanitarian who organized a rescue operation that saved the lives of 669 Jewish Czechoslovakia children from Nazi death camps, and brought them to the safety of Great Britain between the years 1938-1939.

After the war, his efforts remained unknown. But in 1988, Winton’s wife Grete found the scrapbook from 1939 with the complete list of children’s names and photos. Sir Nicholas Winton is sitting in an audience of Jewish Czechoslovakian people who he saved 50 years before.

WATCH FULL VIDEO HERE


maliahaling:

the queen of the underworld


importantbirds:

canadian-asian:

THE CUTEST BIRD IN THE WORLD (The Japanese Long Tailed Tit)

Secret only share… This birb actual marchmello who learn a fly!
Keep outta a sun, tiny peep!


gottachasepigeons:


*nervous laughter*

gottachasepigeons:

*nervous laughter*



truebluemeandyou:

DIY Crochet Frog and Goldfish Large Coin Purses’ Pattern from Laura Sutcliffe on Ravelry. $3.52 per pattern and Ravelry is a signup site with lots of free and pay patterns. First seen on inspiration & realisation’s FB page. Friendly Note to Make/craftzine: When you credit a blog on Tumblr, credit the original poster and not the reblogger (I credit your blog if I saw a DIY there first). It’s really easy to find the original Tumblr poster.
Frog Purse Pattern
Goldfish Purse Pattern.

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Crochet Frog and Goldfish Large Coin Purses’ Pattern from Laura Sutcliffe on Ravelry. $3.52 per pattern and Ravelry is a signup site with lots of free and pay patterns. First seen on inspiration & realisation’s FB page. Friendly Note to Make/craftzine: When you credit a blog on Tumblr, credit the original poster and not the reblogger (I credit your blog if I saw a DIY there first). It’s really easy to find the original Tumblr poster.


restlesslyaspiring:

the-fault-in-our-wifi:

starkient:

image

I’ve been waiting for this

God I love you people.